The Curse of Self-Publishing – Day 10
Time to get back to writing the latest in my over-critically acclaimed web series, Things My Children Have Jammed into the Toilet. Oh, it’s you again. I suppose you need help with something? Does it...
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Today I’m going to really focus in on the hazards of boating in a sharknado— Why are you crying? The movie wasn’t that bad. Oh, you received your first 1-star review on Amazon from some mean asshole...
View ArticleThe Curse of Self-Publishing – Day 12
Great, you’re crying again. What is it now? Oh, another harsh review. That’s almost one per sale, right? All three of them… Okay, first off, you’re doing exactly what any aspiring writer should do....
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On a break from writing my next bestseller, I couldn’t help notice you typing away feverishly, your face contorted in the way it does when you’re butchering the English language. What are you up to?...
View ArticleThe Curse of Self-Publishing – Day 14
I see you covered your webcam with a folded piece of paper. Good move. There are some real jerks out there. In other news, this is my last post, at least until you self-publish another ebook for me to...
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